Rumors on a Bridge, Nippers and Sheik Abdula Frangipani of Dubai

You are all wrong..........I heard the bridge was going to have four lanes and would be coming from Dubai NOT Freeport. Seems like two of the nine wives hate to fly and refuse the board the many yachts... Merry Merry!

what ever he's on it must be good...

... nothing more than a few Kaliks and some Sheik & Bake.

[bahamassun]

aint building it to hope town,if so we got gas and match ready,and we know how to make bomb

This Sheik Abdula Frangipani is a dangerous character! After checking the databases of both the CIA and NSA, it seems that they have been watching him closely for over 30 years. He has been involved in selling bridges to a variety of countries, and even individuals! Somehow he has a secret, almost un-earthly technology, which he uses to teleport entire bridges from one location to the other and simply set them in place! He then infiltrates the local communities and buys businesses and large tracts of property so that he can money-launder his proceeds from the stolen bridges.

The origon of this so called "Sheik Abdula Frangipani" has long been a mystery to the International Security Community.There are no records of his family existing in Dubai, until he suddenly appeared on the scene some 40 years ago, about the same time that bridges began disappearing, and then suddenly re-appearing in distant places.

There was a recent break through on his real identity that has not yet been made public. Data obtained from deep space probes, combined from recent DNA analysis of hair covertly obtained from one of Frangipani's Turbans has revealed a startling finding.....HE IS AN ALIEN!

Motuiti, Sheik Abdula Frangipani is from Uranus.....no doubt about it!

[CaywannaBay]

Tai Tai

I couldn't stop laughing at that one. That is the frosting on the cake!!!!

Since much is being said about me, I should introduce myself. I am handicapped with dyslexia and must dictate all my correspondence to my British secretary, Miniford Rightwater. My close friends call me ÒAbafrangiÓ. My family name Frangipani, means flower - A tropical flower that grows in the Abacos, Caribbean and in the Pacific. The Polynesians make their leis with this flower. My mother is from Tibet and my father from the little atoll Suvarov near Raratonga in the Cook Islands where I worked as a black pearl diver in the lagoon.

I hitched a ride aboard a ship (location was not important) and wound up in Dubai where I was adopted by a wealthy sheik Mohammed Duphis Frangipani. He died in 1980 and left me enough money to undertake my plans for the Abacos, Most of which you have been reading about.

What hasenÕt been mentioned and you are bound to find out, I and principal owner of Commonwealth Brewery along Nico Nusmeier of Holland and brewers of Kalik, Heineken, Guinness etc.

My Bahama home is a rather private compound on Sweetings Cay (26.36.6 x 77.53.7) located in the eastern tip of Grand Bahama. ItÕs camouflaged and not even visible by air. I only mention this so only the most daring yachtsman may want to cruise on by. I respect the caliber to this type of person and would reward him (or her, I guess) with a night with one or two from my harem.

Oh, I almost forgot to say that IÕve teamed up with that expatriate Green Turtle man, the Barefoot Man (who now hides out in Grand Cayman) to produce a new singing group. Along with myself, the Barefoot Man, Ronnie Butler, and the Gully Roosters. ItÕs to be called the Kaliking Nipping Gullymen. - Pretty cool Huh? YouÕll see us in March at - you know where.

[dinger]

"Somehow he has a secret, almost un-earthly technology, which he uses to teleport entire bridges from one location to the other and simply set them in place!"

Need Proof?

Last night at 10 something in the evening there was a loud knock at my door. When I answered it, 6 guys in black suits and dark sunglasses swarmed into my house, identified themselves as NSA agents, handcuffed me, and confiscated my computer! They said that they had been monitoring my e-mails! (Hey, they can't do that can they?)

I was taken to an undisclosed location and questioned for over 5 hours about this whole Frangipani thing. I think I finally convinced them that it was all a joke, and I really didn't know anything about a Frangipani from...uh...Uranus.

Just as I thought they were going to let me go, a group of really angry people burst into the room and all started yelling at once. I looked closer, and Oh MY God, it was Tommy Lee Jones, the actor, and some other goofy looking dude that claimed he was Wil Smith. Jones had some Japanese guy with him wearing a T-shirt that said Sony Pictures, and a balding short guy who I think was called Barry Sommerfield, or something like that. They kept yelling at me "How the hell did you find out about this?" "Tell or we'll sue you!".

Then (wouldn't you know) Frangipani himself walked in the door! He was pulling a big neon colored lizard-like animal in a red Radio Flyer All-Terrain Wagon behind him, who was apparently his translator. He spoke in an eerie scheeching language, but the lizard's English was really quite good.

After a couple of hours I was finally released, but I had to sign this non-disclosure agreement. HAHAHA...did I get them Good! I signed it with the name Earle Snodgrass Motuiti, and they never even noticed!

We have stumbled onto a secret....

Men In Black III - Frangipani and The Bridges of Abaco

Filmed entirely in Abaco...coming to a theater near you soon.

[CaywannaBay]

Tai Tai,

You have got to take it a bit easier on that Christmas egg nog!!!

[Agur's Wish]

Joke or no joke, we all must stand firm against Sheik resorts taking over the Abacos.

[Albaco]

Where is this bridge and how do I get on it? Merry Christmas!

[Charlotte Couple]

Would that be a "flybridge"?

Other than my being related to the Cash family (Johnny is my second cousin) by a series of offshore accounts and marriages; There is no conflict of interest; besides the bridge will be beautiful; gilded with 24 carat pure morrocan "yellow".
P.S. Its "Sheiky" resorts not "sheik".
Ass A Lama and a Lake

[aljorg]

If the bridge is going to go to South Florida,it might as well go to Maine too. Maybe we can bungee jump from it too.

[abaco dog]

this dead horse of a thread should have been closed long ago, eh?