Guana Cay Help.

[SurfGroundswell]

I think someone should adopt me, Im from Florida and dont want to live here anymore, I live by myself and Florida sucks. I'd rather live on my little island with Nippers and good Surfing Breaks. Com'on someone who lives on the island help me out. I'll clean your house, work , help the fam. out. I cant take it anymore. Anyone? Take me seriouse.

[unclematty]

Ohhhhh!!!!!!!! Me too please! I used to be a chef so I can cook for your whole family. I am also very good at construction in case you need anything built. My wife is a teacher so she can help w/ the kids!!!! Please respond soon, I would like to be down by the beginning of the new year. See ya soon!!!!!

[SurfGroundswell]

wow construction and a chef, my chances are defianlty beat to ****. Dang. hah. I would go there on vacation but If I leave the states I wont be able to come back ... someone help. I want to become a little bahamian.

[SurfGroundswell]

I dont mind if I cant come back but If I dont have a nationality then where will I go? Plus where would I live, and eat and what if a huirricane comes.. I would like to have a family that I can help out with whatever they need in exchange for food and shelter..

[bellavista]

my house is in front of the point break on Guana.
are we supposed to adopt you or are you paying us?

[unclematty]

That depends, are you interested in adopting a 30 and 24 year old? We are house broken!

[SurfGroundswell]

Well I prob. wont even have a job until I get there and then I would cook, clean, whatever is legal. Point Break. Nice. Please someone get me out of here. Theres gotta be some like old lady on the island who needs a caregiver or some ****.